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Dwight: We are warriors! ANGELA [00:23:49] Leave me out of it. She's wearing a puffy coat, that's not a joke. ANGELA [00:36:40] Phyllis gets up and she's like, "Well, you know, I'm having one of the best years of my life. ANGELA [00:02:34] People know me. JENNA [00:39:36] Don't worry about where you're carrying the extra cash. Some of the smartest writing. [applause] Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour. I did not notice any dummies. Okay, so yeah not my favorite episode, but still worth the wait. JENNA [00:29:45] Orange invitations, Pam's mom. He also brought it up in a deleted scene from "The Client" where he says his worst first date took place at Cugino's Pizza. Then right before Jim intercepts a subsequent throw, there are no boxes anymore. But Jim is like, "Dwight. Jim: Yeah, Im definitely going. Dwight announces that there has been a major car accident on the interstate. The speech, oh my gawd the speech! He went almost butt overhead. ANGELA [00:36:16] There's also a deleted scene. It was me against Raj Patel. I reached out to Creed. Now, Paul Lieberstein, who wrote this episode, he did an interview once where he said, yeah, I think Jim did eventually take that trip, but he moved the trip. Not only the years we've been at war, the war of work, but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. We already knew that from the Booze Cruise" and the reception is going to be at the V.A.. JENNA [00:47:58] Pam says it's nicer than you think. It is getting really sad about Jim and Pam. And Angela back in the office is pretending to be sick. It's not just a joke relationship. And then the top shelf of the safe. Then Jim goes on to sabotage Dwight. Tobys air-toast to Amsterdam Angela wishing Dwight luck, Dwight thanking her, and Pam seeing through it all, But my favorite moment was Dwights bobblehead bobbing while Jim pounds his fists on his desk. Two of those, that will land you in a world of hurt, in the form of a disciplinary review, written up by me, and placed on the desk of my immediate superior. Share the best GIFs now >>> And we're back there. eE\|?xjF]oqgl @M+m?s24oG lt ltEx#0 "RSJk!8*vXrOKc?n8b C%uF1'MKz`!38?qb],Oi(#6a ANGELA [00:45:11] But it's filmed in New Zealand and it's gorgeous. He starts pounding his fists. JENNA [00:16:54] And I had thought to myself, did I need to be here for the two hours of that rehearsal? They were always annoyed they would come over really sweaty and like shut the thermostat down and then they'd walk away. So Angela, the Angela Martin and me is like, you are not being nice. JENNA [01:03:00] I missed that. JENNA [00:49:31] That's right. He's tells Jim he should go to New Zealand and walk the "Lord of the Rings" trail. Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. JENNA [00:15:54] We had a stunt coordinator that day. And she leaves the room. By the time of his rise to power, Mussolini was in no way a communist. That's the band. This is a real Italian restaurant. This happens in all wars, in all times. And then Michael gives Dwight some advice. Because Leslie really went down hard. JENNA [01:03:24] Her wedding is June 10th. It was like a, one of the very first digital video recordings where you could record your show. And so we answered that question. So Ryans I know what I said, was directed at the Honorable Pamera., If thats the case, Ryans remark wasnt alllll that mean. And you're like, "Oh". But at Zama, Rome destroyed Carthage and wiped it out from geography and history forever. A little bit. Those two years in a row. So now we move on. JENNA [00:09:39] I wonder if he got a phone call from Greg Daniels telling him it was his finest performance because he's really good in this episode. Angela feigns illness so she can take a sick day to record Dwight's speech. What does it cost? I hope Pam runs off to Australia with you. Then Pam goes on about how its obvious that Kelly likes him, so show some sympathy. ANGELA [00:48:04] Yeah. It's not a mini fridge. [20] He ultimately gave the episode a "B", but wrote that "Dwight's Speech" being the worst episode of the season was a "testament to the show's excellence. However, at 14 minutes, 19 seconds, there is a shot of the audience. Leslie was not expecting it. ANGELA [00:25:22] Inside his, like, man armoire. So why does Dwight want to go there? Like his doctor said, you cannot go". Those who may be tempted to imagine something different forget that the alliance between Italy and Germany is not only between two States or two armies or two diplomacies but between two peoples and two revolutions and is destined to give its imprint upon the century. In an excerpted chapter from 'Conference Room, Five Minutes,' Shea Serrano's new digital collection of . Think of the Punic Wars when the Battle of Cannae threatened to crush Rome. But like this changed it because it digitally recorded things and you could like plan out your records. JENNA [00:07:05] Fast Fact Number Two: Rainn Wilson was very sick for this episode. You thought there wasn't, but there is. And here is something that's very interesting. What is happening. I didn't even buy it for myself. It's karma. Dwight: He will never act again. [15] The episode was viewed by 8.4 million viewers, and retained 88 percent of its lead-in My Name Is Earl audience. JENNA [00:52:08] Oh, that's very interesting. "Take Your Daughter to Work Day", I think. JENNA [00:33:07] He says what is the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman? JENNA [00:59:13] Full head to toe wizard. JENNA [00:26:34] What, like a couple of items like wrapped in mesh with some twine. That we shall have to fight hard is certain, that we shall have to fight long is also probable, but the final result will be an Axis victory. Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. But this one wizard managed to get on camera. No, I was always cold. JENNA [00:05:56] "The Dummy Wranglers". JENNA [00:23:29] Yeah. Jim is passing by Pam's desk and Pam says, "Oh, I've always wanted to go to Australia" and he says, "Well, I'm going and I bought a nonrefundable ticket". It's a safe, Angela. I don't know what that is. JENNA [01:03:55] To get away from your wedding. Because I watched the deleted scenes. JENNA [00:40:21] Well, at nine minutes, 29 seconds, Creed has the talking head for anyone wondering. JENNA [00:55:44] You know, you're an authoritarian. JENNA [00:44:10] How can you not describe it? They're supportive of one another. Like I remember when it came time for lunch, like the catering was way, it was like Sergio plus all these other extra guys. History takes one by the throat and forces a decision. SAM [00:44:20] I think it was it was it was a person. In reality the moment was timely because if it is true that one enemy was in the course of liquidation there remained the other, the bigger one, the most powerful enemy number one against whom we are engaged and against whom we will continue the struggle to the last drop of blood. That they really wanted him to stick to the script. ANGELA [00:09:46] He's really, really good in this episode. ANGELA [01:02:37] Super charming. ANGELA [00:16:20] He lost his balance completely. JENNA [01:00:24] Okay. JENNA [00:01:25] Yeah. ANGELA [00:23:27] Phil Shea, but also good catches there. Good opening. JENNA [00:49:58] So they call Dwight's name and he-. JENNA [00:27:06] Guys, at four minutes, 23 seconds, Dwight has this great talking head where he talks about losing his sixth grade spelling bee for not being able to spell the word "failure". In the conference room scene, after Dwight pulls out his index cards, Angela is the only one looking forward to his speech. JENNA [00:50:48] We also had a fan question. I did a search to see if there is a gif of someone, of Michael saying, "I'm public speaking. You were you there for when Steve was doing his portion at all, Angela? Well, I actually called Rainn about it and he said that it is the only time in 10 years of working on "The Office" that he was not able to come to work for a day, but he had a fever over 102. Meanwhile, Jim Halpert (John Krasinski) plans a vacation to avoid Pam Beesly's (Jenna Fischer) wedding. ANGELA [00:18:13] Now go to one minute, five seconds. ANGELA [00:00:25] I see what you're doing there. Dwight's speech was a hodge-podge of actual lines from speeches and new material written and delivered in the oratory style of Benito Mussolini, leader of thePartito Nazionale Fascista in Italy, ruling the country as Prime Minister from 1922 to 1943constitutionally until 1925, when he dropped all pretense of democracy and set up a legal dictatorship. Right off the bat, Dwight uses lots of gestures. All right, I'll stop it now. Salesmen of Northeastern Pennsylvania I ask you; once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour! JENNA [00:33:12] Vagina. Through you I want to speak to the Italian people, to the authentic, real, great Italian people, who fight with the courage of lions on land, sea and air fronts; people who early in the morning are up to go to work in fields, factories and offices; people who do not permit themselves luxuries, not even innocent ones. Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long we have been striving for greatness? JENNA [00:00:48] I know, like three sentences in. When he tells Pam about it later, she is initially excited, until he tells her that he's leaving June 8, meaning he will not be able to attend her wedding. Stanley: Go ahead, get the wallpaper. Major. JENNA [00:39:06] It's open from 10:30 p.m. to 3 a.m. ANGELA [00:39:09] Mmhmm, you go wrestle with your friends. He said that we filmed for only one day at the Universal Studios Sheraton Hotel. At the end of Michael's story, the alien has been replaced by a man wearing a wizard hat. We call bread bread and wine wine, and when the enemy wins a battle it is useless and ridiculous to seek, as the English do in their incomparable hypocrisy, to deny or diminish it. << /Length 4 0 R /Filter /FlateDecode >> Creed is speaking Mandarin. At 17 minutes, 34 seconds, he says. Kelly Kapoor (Mindy Kaling) then states that it "is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Aniston. So that's the hat that we went with. Michael: Oh, oh, okay. 3 0 obj And I'm not going to lie. So we move into the conference room and we have Pam, Kelly and Ryan sitting, addressing Pam's "Save the Date" cards. Somehow I think that sardonic observation could only have come from Paul Lieberstein. And he gives them a copy of Mussolini's speech. Michael: Im very sorry, I did not know that you were wearing a hearing aid, and I just thought that you were speaking abnormally. JENNA [00:51:23] That sounded super real. And then Sue Potts asked. Consecutive. ANGELA [00:02:31] It was a gift to me. And Michael can't take it. {jJe?2\'&G83am`dC:x#m0b|#1wX/O'#[RG}$#N7y8s,hwx@8ff!!bm%RNSSoxbh {@~PF| cq58yLQ;=>=4#lopX\% o?Rem)f7|>,W4:kZ`n4V[_.u#3yY5i>WtX2Ih9*KyUOu5`c1-4&fWV[1q&jsk6#^2t%$^^\Kz|lE+|#XR[`K#ch'LcFW V*rFi[i! They said, you know, definitely they didn't want me seated at my desk. Second, German armaments are in quality and quantity infinitely superior to those available at the start of the war. ANGELA [01:00:58] 'Cause you're just living your life. And then I don't know if you notice, but all of this happens at one minute if you look at the time code. Michael: Just, try not to be such an idiot. The scene with Pam/Kelly/Ryanloved it. So but I have no-. ANGELA [00:16:42] Mmhmm. JENNA [00:02:11] What were you? So he well, I guess we'll get to that later. I've never loved mail more than this mail. Or "Salesman of the Year". Dwights speech seemed too long (okay, we get the bit, he gestures inappropriately, and is ranting based on a dictators speech we dont need 3 minutes of it). But he said he hasn't used it since. Not only the years we've been at war, the war of work, but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. Michael: The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman is boobs. It was written by Paul Lieberstein and directed by Charles McDougall. JENNA [00:52:15] He gets out his speech. He also has to give a big speech at the convention. Kelly: Ryan, do you know when you would want to get married? ANGELA [00:51:44] So I was there. The unity of political and military command in the hands of the Fuehrer-he who once was simple soldier and volunteer Adolf Hitler-gives to the operations an enthusiastic, irresistible, revolutionary and therefore National Socialist rhythm that begins with the highest generals and goes to the humblest soldiers. Easiest to spot is the person in a full alien costume. "Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we've been at warthe war of work. But guess who's the last person to touch the thermostat back in the office? JENNA [00:18:56] I did want to throw out to Riana Royer, who had written in to ask if the football toss was planned. And this was due to a scheduling conflict with the season finale of "Skating with Celebrities". JENNA [00:49:14] We're also watching the music video. ANGELA [00:46:30] I found on Reddit there's an Office fan on Reddit and the person sign is the_fungible_man? And you will see Jim use this mug throughout the entire episode. He's putting him down the whole episode. Commanded by the born soldier the Viceroy is and by a group of generals of great valor, the national and native soldiers will cause great trouble to the enemy. Let's get started with this episode. Just go in the conference room, he's going to teach everyone how to give a speech. "Dwight's Speech" was directed by Charles McDougall, making it his second directing credit after the earlier second season episode "Christmas Party". Rainn is, he goes full out, guys. We're gonna-. guys hated our corner. JENNA [00:33:40] Cause Dwight says, can I just have a copy of your speech? I was just talking. ANGELA [00:19:06] Yes. JENNA [00:14:29] Might be. JENNA [00:58:31] Madeline wrote and said, "I have been waiting for this episode to ask this question". ANGELA [00:25:18] Can we talk about where those talking head takes place? The football opening was pretty sweet. And then also why is he chosen to chill a plaque? JENNA [00:33:45] It's it's legendary. JENNA [00:56:20] I know. JENNA [00:21:01] So, you know, when Jim says he just wins a Cugino's pizza. Angela and Dwight is talking all about, the, he's going to go to New Zealand. The Scandinavian world (Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark) is directly or indirectly inside the German orbit. 1Q2(t"[)q- But if you're in the clothing optional part, you can wear sort of the suggestion is like, you know, go sexy. JENNA [00:26:08] I mean, kind of, it's still strange. JENNA [00:47:04] Mostly Mussolini, I believe. And there was an anime expo in one of the other ballrooms. JENNA [00:55:46] This is how you're going to be most authentic. Why waste time watch many show when one show do trick? So go get some pizza at Kugino's. ANGELA [00:45:27] No. You can see us crouching over Pam's computer and we did a whole runner about our frustration with the new computer system that won't allow us to enter both alpha and numeric codes into the sales orders and that it was a huge problem. ANGELA [00:44:28] He can be fully complete and he can reign pure hell all over the land. I was a speech major in college, which is totally not true. JENNA [00:18:30] Well, I don't know if you notice at 20 seconds when Michael tosses the ball and he knocks over Jim's stuff on his desk, it all kinds of falls forward onto this pile of boxes that's in front of Dwight's desk. ANGELA [00:30:33] But it was in your brain. Notable cut scenes include Dwight coming to work wearing sunglasses, Michael criticizing Dwight's speaking skills, Dwight trying to tell another joke to the office, Ryan bringing the wrong type of stamps for Pam's wedding invitations, and an extended scene of Michael's unfunny and very awkward speech.[6]. Donald Trump Jr's sidepiece, and Melania lookalike Kim Guilfoyle, gave an absolutely unhinged speech on the first night of the Republican National Convention. ANGELA [00:59:56] And it's it's like a just some random convention. Hilarious! OK. Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long we have been striving for greatness? -Pam responds, Yeah, hes one of my closest friends..